• me: SOS 911
  • operator: hello yes this is 911 what's the emergency
  • me: luke hemmings did a thing again
  • operator: goddamnit luke

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

offside-goal:

One of my favourite things about football is the fact that Sergio Ramos IS STILL SURPRISED when he gets a card.

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

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- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via the-bitchextraordinaire)

peroxide-in-your-eyes:

Introducing Nina Nesbitt - Bio, early career, Albums, EP’s and social media.

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get to know me meme: [1/10] favorite movies → a walk to remember

Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I’ll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can’t see it, but i can feel it.

Love is such an objective thing. I mean, I can say I love my family, or I love my Diet Coke. So I guess, in different ways, yeah, I do believe in love.

4 days ago    (382)    V

friends meme → 7/8 scenes

a-duckling-and-a-swan:

Captain Swan kissing + intimacy 

                   (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

football-tho:

im like 2% human and 98% football


Nick Jonas – Numb (feat. Angel Haze)


5SOS + music videos

feanorr:

plot twist: humanity learns from its history